I finished it for Jill and the results are...

The Dud Avocado ended up being an okay book. It was broken into three parts and parts two and three read much quicker and were less confusing. Unfortunately you have to get to page 153 before part two begins. There are only 255 pages in the book. My favorite part ended up being the last couple sentences. I don't know why but I thought they were very clever. The last word ended up being the last word in the dictionary. It was actually the second to last word in the dictionary I looked in but I am sure it was the last word listed in the 1958 version of the dictionary. :)